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FIDGET_IS_A_DRAG_QUEEN
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Name: ze Kinky
Location: Bangladesh
Birthday: 4/20/1900
Interests: killing fidgets and devans.
Expertise: Eating Fidget pie
Occupation: Research and development
Industry: Media
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
1/5/2003
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| Hey guys!
WHAT THE HELL IS UP XANGALAND! Well, we have not updated this thing in forever. I know we said we would put an end to this "nonsense" but then, your comments made us realize, that you love these updates! We have even received several marriage proposals. Alright, well Fidget sucks and she loves to smoke pot. | | |
| TO: All faithful readers of this wounderful blog.
FROM: Us here at Fidget is a Drag queen...otherwise known as...the Kinky Texan.
SUBJECT: The conclusion of this blog.
DATE: starting, right now.
Hello everyone here who reads, enjoys, and laughs at this xanga blog. We have noticed in recent comments, that many fellow bloggers seem to hate us. We know that they may be jealous.
Anyways, due to the above reasons, we will have to stop blogging. Put an end to this utter nonsense.
Thank you
-The Kinky Texan
P. S. We ARE starting another LOVE XANGA about another xanga member! Hm....I wonder who it will be about!! Hm....I would start searching to find it if I was you! | | |
| FIDGET IS A DRAG QUEEN UPDATE:
ATTENTION ALL XANGAERS:
We here at "Fidget is a drag queen" really with that we had more technological advantages at hand. You see, we don't know how to put video footage on the internet. We must tell you in words then, rather than video. We were roaming around the home that fidget resides in, only but yesterday. As we walked into her/his bedroom, what we saw completely disguisted us! A cucumber covered in THE JIZZ OF FIDGET! How sick is that! And to make matters worse, there was a 9 foot bong next to her bed. Maybe she was masturbating a little stoned. Hm....sounds fishy to me. Or smells fishy that is. I hope no one is offended. But if you are, I would take matters up with Fidget, and not us here at "Fidget is a drag queen" we are just as innocent of bystanders as you are. Fidget was also seen dancing topless on a table in a nightclub in Mexico. They kicked her out of the club...they said that such unsightly visions were not allowed in the entire country of Mexico. Who thinks we should send her back to KOREA! Go die in the war you fidget! That's what we here think. We here think that indeed. Comment children!
-the kinky texan | | |
| to our wonderful fans:
sorry for the long delay! we, the makers of FIDGET_IS_A_DRAG_QUEEN, have been very busy lately. there is not really any new news on Fidget and her man makeup or her lovers or anything. to answer some of the questions we have gotten in our comments, we are in fact not too sure what Fidgets sexual preference or gender is....i mean.....WHO CAN REALLY TELL??????? "she" looks like a male, acts like male, but claims to be a bra wearing woman. "she" acts like she's straight, but who knows what goes on behind closed doors at the varlettes practices? or anywhere for that matter.....maybe even the mall!!! who even knows if the varlettes are girls!? hey, for all we know we just post about what we observe.
ATTENTION ALL: THIS SITE WAZ NOT MADE IN ANY WAY TO PLEASE GOD. but, in fact, the purpose is to talk crap about FIDGET. maybe some of you like this site, maybe some of you dont. if you dont like it, simply do not read it (even though we know you will, because even though you say you dont like it, we know you really do! you're just glad this site is not about you.). sorry there is no new news, but we will have it posted as soon as we get any. to all our adoring fans, WE LOVE YOU!!!!!.....
PEACE-the kinky texan. | | |
| To all of our fans: We are very sorry for the dely
We are very sorry that people are commenting on this site commenting that some girl named "laura" is the maker of this site. Whoever this mystery girl is, we can assure her it is not her. Sorry "laura" whoever you are. We take full credit, so please do not give any to this girl.
TODAY! Fidget was dumped by her lesbian lover. We saw her/him crying about it, and all of the man make-up just slid off of her face like butter! Her true manness shone through. VERY SCARY. At the sighting, a young girl, who shall remain nameless, quotes "Look Mommy! Is that a man? What is coming off of his face?" As you can see, fidget should be locked up. She is scaring small innocent children with virgin eyes! The man dumping girlfriend may be one of many. we're gonna get a premium. Byebye.
- the kinky texan | | |
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